wavesinjuly:

suckmyphallus:

getterbeam:

imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.

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Actually that’s just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honking], but everyone just calls him dad.

tvspecial:

every 5 seconds a woman gives birth to a baby. stop this woman.

seewaymore:

Blow gently on your screen

seewaymore:

Blow gently on your screen

manicbotanic:

I, for one, welcome our future Indian-Chinese lesbian cyborg president.

manicbotanic:

I, for one, welcome our future Indian-Chinese lesbian cyborg president.

A message from spoofenshmirtz
demi if you do come to finland you should wear that penguin thing

Of course, a brilliant disguise, I’ll blend right in with the other funland penguins!

bluntasaurus-sex:

america

chauvinistsushi:

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

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getnthevanihavecandy:

Muhammad Ali dodges 20 punches

getnthevanihavecandy:

Muhammad Ali dodges 20 punches